Coca-Cola has introduced a new carbonated, citrus-flavored “energy beverage” called Vault. Since I tried it yesterday, I know why they chose the name Vault: Because it tastes like rust. Well, not rust exactly, but it sure wasn’t good (like a poor man’s Mountain Dew MDX), had a nasty aftertaste and gave me a headache. To add insult to injury, I didn’t receive any rush of energy off it, either. All in all, I went zero-for-three on their tagline of “The Taste. The Quench. The Kick!”

In other Things That Aren’t Good for You news, Taco Bueno no longer offers tamales, which really bummed me out yesterday.

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