Profoundly Erotic: Sexy Movies That Changed History
Some movies are designed to titillate, yet none set out to alter the very fabric of our nation, much less the world. However, every now and then, some do – whether legally, culturally or otherwise – and America’s foremost drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs examines 10 such instances in PROFOUNDLY EROTIC: SEXY MOVIES THAT CHANGED HISTORY.
A sequel to 2003’s PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING: SHOCKING MOVIES THAT CHANGED HISTORY, this all-EROTIC volume has nothing but sex on the brain, mining hormonally charged gems (and turds) from the silent era to the VHS revolution. Arranged chronologically, each chapter focuses on one landmark film, detailing its ever-torrid history from conception to afterlife. Even the movies that hold no interest for you – say, the Rudolph Valentino vehicle THE SHIEK – make for completely fascinating stories under Joe Bob’s tutleage, what with such irresistible leads as “In 1921, the entire civilized world became entranced by a rape fantasy.”
Without question, the stories behind the movies are more interesting than the movies themselves. You learn about Valentino’s pre-fame gig as a gigolo; Ann-Margret’s utterly bizarre rollercoaster of a career, reaching its nadir with KITTEN WITH A WHIP (though Joe Bob convincingly argues for the film’s unappreciated merits); Kim Basinger’s fragile emotional state during the making of 9 1/2 WEEKS, thanks to the manipulation of her director and co-star; and the racuous behavior of the lead of Russ Meyer’s THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS, drunkenly demanding one of his comely co-stars to bed him. Best of all is the chapter on I AM CURIOUS (YELLOW), the Swedish political porno that became embroiled in a fierce legal battle when its U.S. distributor first tried to release it in the late ’60s. I’ve never seen the film, nor do I want to; it would pale in comparison to the rich events told here.
As with DISTURBING, absent are Joe Bob’s patented “drive-in totals,” which rate flicks on a basis of bosoms bared and bombs blown up. But EROTIC doesn’t need it. This is a more serious – but highly entertaining – tour of cinematic history, yet told as only Joe Bob could tell it: funny, well-researched and compelling. It’s also a reminder of how good a writer Briggs (aka John Bloom) really is; behind that goofy, redneck TV-host persona lies one intelligent, talented guy. If you want a crash course on the salicious history of sex epics, this is your luridly illustrated textbook.
Joe Bob notes in his introduction that “chances are the film you found to be the sexiest ever made is nowhere mentioned. That’s because eroticism involves the most personal of judgments.” But if you’re wondering where films like IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT, LOLITA, BELLE DE JOUR, THE OUTLAW, EMMANUELLE and SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE are, join the club. These titles were all cited in pre-release press materials for the book, so one can only hope Joe Bob has another EROTIC volume waiting under his 10-gallon hat.
October 28th, 2005 at 12:02 pm
I can’t wait to get my hands on this one. Profoundly Disturbing was a major influence on Scary Movies and I’ve been a Joe-Bob fan since I discovered his book of drive-in reviews in the eigth grade. I am kind of annoyed that I’ve ended up as just a runner-up on his website’s Find That Flick contest, even though I’ve successfully guessed the flick on FIVE different occassions, but I am willing to overlook it considering the impact he’s had on b-movie journalism.
And those disparities between the press releases and the finished book are pretty common, if my experiences in publishing are anything to go by. What happens is the marketing department asks you to tell them what’s going to be in the book, but you haven’t actually finished writing it yet, so you have to guess and some of those guesses are wrong. For example, there’s a press release out there for Scary Movies that says it contains chapters on Jaws, Silence of the Lambs, The Sixth Sense and Alien, all of which were supposed to be in the book, until they had to be cut due to time and space issues. I think it’s happened on pretty much every book I’ve written. Hell, on my last one there’s a blurb on the back cover that describes a story that got accidentally omitted from the manuscript and the cover for my book Gothic Ghost Stories bears no resemblence whatsoever to the one pictured on Amazon.com. Shit, as they so eloquently say, happens.
October 28th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Joe Bob’s two DRIVE-IN books from way back are awesome. I always wish he would put out a third, mammoth volume.
February 25th, 2006 at 9:48 am
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October 11th, 2006 at 11:21 am
I didn’t know that Kim and Alec were in the middle of a nasty divorce. I am suprised, they seemed like an awesome couple. They have a kid right?
October 27th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
I think it’s time to watch Nine and a Half Weeks again!